Bold enough for the final frontier, laid-back enough for a front porch — this Beam Me Up, BUBBA! tank top blends out-of-this-world comfort with good ol’ down-home style. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for warp-speed lounging yet tough enough for your next backyard cookout or swamp planet mission.
The garment-dyed finish gives it a unique, lived-in look — like it’s already been on a few adventures from Deep Bubba 9 to the trailer park cantina. With a relaxed fit and no side seams, you’ll stay comfortable whether you’re squaring off with the Borg or just sipping sweet tea under the stars. Perfect for summer shindigs, beach beam-ups, or casual planetary exploration, it’s a gift-worthy piece for any redneck Star Trek fan in your crew.
Product features
- 100% Ring-spun cotton for a soft yet durable finish
- Self-fabric binding for a clean, seamless look
- No side seams for smooth, all-day comfort
- Garment-dyed for that vintage, well-traveled vibe
- Relaxed fit for maximum freedom of movement (and arm wrestling)
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low
- Do not dry clean — the transporter can handle it
