From the holler to the holodeck, the Beam Me Up, BUBBA! tee is your ticket to comfort at warp speed. Crafted from ethically sourced 100% U.S. cotton, this garment-dyed shirt has that soft, broken-in feel right from the first wear — like it’s already been through a few missions from Deep Bubba 9 to the backyard BBQ.
With vibrant, lived-in colors and a smooth, seam-free design, it’s perfect for kicking back on the porch, heading out with the crew, or rocking at themed shindigs and family reunions. Built to last with double-needle stitching, this shirt delivers comfort, durability, and a whole lot of personality — perfect for any redneck Star Trek fan ready to boldly go (or just boldly nap).
Product features
- Sizes S to 4XL for a fit that works for any captain or crew member
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- No side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Garment-dyed for rich, vibrant color and vintage-soft texture
- Made with ethically sourced 100% U.S. cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean — Starfleet regulations or not
